Invasion of the Potato People

Planet Potato is cracking.

Potato on left, "Dictater, planet Potato is cracking! We need to get all the taters into the Tatership 3000!"
Potato on right, "Think I didn't know that the planet was cracking? Get every tater into the ship!"

"Okay everybody. Get in from a straight line. Stay calm and we'll get out safely."

Hyper speed! PPEEWWW!

(the thing that looks like an eye is hurricane Isaac)
Entering Earth's atmosphere.

AAAHHHH!

In Japan...

The Tatership crash lands in some kid's backyard.

Japanese kid, "Whoah!"
Potato, "Tater."

Japanese kid, "Look mother, I found this thing in the backyard!"
Japanese mother, "Son, that's a potato."

"Hai!"

Japanese mother flips out. "Don't bring anything from the backyard into the house ever again!"

Potato, "Is this a soothing hot tub? Oh no, it's SOUP!"

"Invade this dirt ball!"

Father at work.

"Do I hear giant footsteps?"

"Oh my tater."

"Bring this potato down for soup!!"

"Leave to invade next planet."

The Computer Maniac

I start off the morning thinking about computers and what I'm going to do on them. I think of random possibilites that could happen on there, but most of them probably won't happen.

I walk one room down to the computer room and sit down in the chair. Once the computer is turned on, I log on to animaljam.com, my email, and I listen to some Owl City songs on youtube.

My cat Nim always goes on top of the chair when I go on the computer. If I pet her, she'll start flapping her tail and then when I stop petting her and put my head back on the chair, she'll slap my head and bite my hair.

Usually at this time, I'll go for food or to the bathroom, but not today. Lol, that was the potato talking.

"My goodness, child, isn't your bladder full?" said Me, to myself.

Wow, Bob, look at that kid go! She can play on the computer ALL DAY! <------ said in my best announcer voice.

Me, thinking to myself, "man, I've got to pee, but the computer is so fun. I'll just hold it."

My mom forces me to play with my toys in my room, or do something creative.

My brain was looking through my files, aka, memories, and thinking about what I could do in there besides play with my toys. I could watch tv, but meh, that doesn't sound very good right now. Light bulb goes on in my brain!

And thus, I'm not bored. I'm now playing on my DSi for endless time today.







Blue The Ranch Dog (book 1,the advs with Blue)

Uh hey there I'm Blue the Ranch Dog head of ranch security and Frank is my assistant. This is my....uh first thing with words....i think it's called a plog bost...Yeah! that's it. And by the way...I'm not a boy, i'm a tough girl hound.

It was a normal day at the ranch when something strange happened.
so this is what happened.

                      Chapter one
                   The strange sound is tempting us  
                     
One pleasant day on the ranch i heard a strange sound. Me and Frank were under the gas tanks basking in the shade on a hot spring day. it was about, 12:34 in the day. I said "Frank did you make that sound?"  "No but it sounded like something from the ranch house." i thought for a moment. "Hmm, I wonder if it's scrap time" (scrap time is after lunch sometimes and we get food scraps) "...slurp...I smell chicken scraps" "Will you let me have some?" i growled slightly "Fine i'll give you the smallest piece" Frank whined "Aww!" "Let's go eat some Co-op dog food to hold us over."
Have we discussed Co-op dog food? Well guess not. Ok, well it tastes like rocks or dry goat pellets or worse...gulp...rotten veggies...throws up a little in mouth... So after that we went to investigate the fishy sound.



                      Chapter two
           the sound is not what we think

On the way to the ranch house we heard the sound right in a tree. i was like....lunch in a tree wha?....nope it was Wallace and Junior the buzzards. They were singing something, and here's what they sang.

                 The Dinner Song
We find the dinner on the road dead, splat! yum yum!
eat it up throw it up at a stupid coyote and leave!
Can't wait for the next meal!

Hank The CowDog said there was buzzards on his ranch too!
So as all dogs would do would you know... BARK! BARK! BARK!
"shad up dumb dog, you're weaker than a pup."
WEAK?! what was he thinking! was he mad! so i showed him how a girl bites. "what are you going to do? nom me on the head?"
"heck to the no mister! i'll bite your wing!"
"you'll bite like a weak pup."
that does it, that buzzard is gunna get it!
"oh yeah?! then get on the ground and fight me! and see what a girl can do!" he got on the ground and stood there and i lunged at his wing and bit his wing and got some feathers off.  as always he flew off with his son. Frank stared at me with plate-like eyes "h-how? w-what just happened?"
"I fot fom fepers" i said with feathers in my mouth.
"uhhh, blue? what's a "feper"?
i got a chuckle out of that and spit out the feathers "i said feathers not fepers"
"ohhhhhh!"

                 til' next time for chapter three and chapter four.

uhhh creepy makeover

this is me. normal plain ole me. I like this but...

 this is when i was testing some makeup and... it did not turn out so well. XD

 hello flawless kid. oh wait, thats me! XD

lip gloss, eye liner, blush, mascara, WHO IS THIS?!

POOFY HAIR?! THIS IS GETTING CREEPY!

oh no no no no NOOOOOOOOO WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

IS THAT A BARBIE DOLL?!

hola, i have eye balls.

GIVE ME MORE SUGAR!!!!!!! AND MAKE IT SNAPPY!!! (kidding)

LOL I'M SO CREEPY SOMETIMES! :D

pau (end in Hawaiian)