Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Super Poop!

Boy hums while walking into the bathroom at school. (Do you see the out of order sign?)

He opens the "out of order" stall & gasps! The boy said, "What's going on in that toilet?"

"There's too much crime in this toilet!" said Super Poop.

"HAHAHAHA! I will get the golden goodness!" said the Stream of Pee bandit.

Poopalinda gasps at the sight of Super Poop & the Stream of Pee bandit.

"I have to do this, but it might hurt me more than it hurts you," said Super Poop.

POW! Then Super Poop smashes right into the gut of the Stream of Pee bandit.

"RRRRGG," says the Stream of Pee bandit. "I can't believe I'm in jail! I'll get you Super Poop! Revenge!"

"You're safe with me now, Poopalinda," said Super Poop as they flew through the pee clouds.

"Bye Super Poop!" said Poopalinda."You're my hero!"
"Just doin my job, ma'am."

"That was awesome!"
And the boy walks out of the bathroom.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

my stupid, unsophisticated kitten

my kitten is so stupid. she knocks down the pencil cup & she goes behind the computer like a dingbat. isn't that weird? so sometimes i call her NIMCOMPOOP! hahaha, nimcompoop, my mom thought of that. we sat on the couch thinking how she's a pesty little kitten.

man, she drives me crazy when she bites my nose in the morning. you probably don't know when she starts biting my nose - it's like 3 in the morning when she bites my nose! man she's a pesky little rascall!

and you know what? i tried to do some nice calm things & she bites my ankles when i do it! and when i push her away, she comes back & i push her away & she comes back! so i pick her up & say, "oh you little nimcompoop, can you just go back into my room?"

she pester's sophie (she's our old cat) all the time. she bites sophie's butt! i don't know why, but that just tickles my funny bone!

there's nothing like tuna breath in the morning. even though she does all these annoying things, i still love her. she's just my stupid, unsophisticated kitten. NIMCOMPOOP!