|Planet Potato is cracking.|
|Potato on left, "Dictater, planet Potato is cracking! We need to get all the taters into the Tatership 3000!"|
Potato on right, "Think I didn't know that the planet was cracking? Get every tater into the ship!"
|"Okay everybody. Get in from a straight line. Stay calm and we'll get out safely."|
|Hyper speed! PPEEWWW!|
|(the thing that looks like an eye is hurricane Isaac)|
Entering Earth's atmosphere.
|The Tatership crash lands in some kid's backyard.|
|Japanese kid, "Whoah!"|
|Japanese kid, "Look mother, I found this thing in the backyard!"|
Japanese mother, "Son, that's a potato."
|Japanese mother flips out. "Don't bring anything from the backyard into the house ever again!"|
|Potato, "Is this a soothing hot tub? Oh no, it's SOUP!"|
|"Invade this dirt ball!"|
|Father at work.|
|"Do I hear giant footsteps?"|
|"Oh my tater."|
|"Bring this potato down for soup!!"|
|"Leave to invade next planet."|