Thursday, December 16, 2010

A Tropical Experience

once there was a tropical island in the middle of the pacific ocean.

and on this tropical island, we have lily, the sea lion.

she met a shark named bruce. and then bruce said, "hiya, ah'm bruce, the great white shark. ah'm frum tennessee."

and then lily said, "i never met a shark before. certainly not one from a landlocked state."
then bruce said, "ah always wanted to be from an exotic place like tennessee. so how's about ya'll fetch me a fish like a good lil lady."

"i will most certainly NOT!!!!"

"and one more thing, bruce, don't call me a little lady."
and then the two of them started singing a random song.
first lily started off the first line - "you want some toast, i bet you do."
then bruce sang the next chorus - "please add some jam and butter too."
"we're out of grape, so sad. it's all your fault you bad shark," said lily.

and then lily kept singing, "why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends. why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends? i take a bag of friendship every day, yeah."

"hey bruce, look at me! i'm being a babysitter with a ponytail, not looking after the baby, but on the phone with my friend! 'hey ashley, so like what doya wanna talk about? oh, i'm babysitting.' "

"ah'm green beard the pirate. yar har har! gimme some oats, dude."

then they looked up into the tree and bruce said, "it's been a long day for me. ah'd better get back to tennessee now. you be a good lil lady for me now, ya hear?"
"don't call me little lady! but i will be good... i guess," said lily.


Friday, December 10, 2010

Super Poop and the Eclipse of Toiletropolis

super poop was just waking up & looking out the window and it was black.

super poop & poopalinda went outside to see why it was so dark.
then super poop said, "there's something coming out of the sky!"
poopalinda agreed.

and then, there was super poop's long lost dog, snoop.
poopalinda agreed.

super poop was thinking... then he decided that if he combines forces with snoop, they can fly up into the air and smash the eclipse to make it go away.
then away they flew up into the sky on their magical power rainbows, but super poop's idea didn't work. snoop whined.
poopalinda agreed.

it worked for a second, but then, it was pitch black again.
poopalinda agreed.

the next morning, the boy came in with something in his hand. he wanted to drop it in the toilet.

the thing in the boy's hand was a statue of super poop & snoop!
snoop liked it right away. he peed on it right away to mark it as his own.

then the boy knew what to do. he spent all night in his garage building something.
it was an ENLARGER RAY!

the boy had to go to school right away, but super poop & snoop kept following him.
they boy sighed, "come with me."
he told them to sit down in those chairs.

then the teacher walked in. then the class said, "hello, mr franklin!"
mr franklin was very, very strict. he thought he'd seen everything. he'd seen a bunny eating steak. he'd seen a turtle roaring.
but he'd never seen turds like these.