once there was some weird ideas, but it was my bed time. it was 8:36 in the nighttime. i was about to wash my hands, but i was thinking of a new post & that's how this happened.
so ok, first of all, you might laugh your whole head off at this one. there are no pictures.
there once was a talking hot dog who was eating a spaghetti taco. and then somebody walked past the hot dog and the hot dog was like, "dude, come 'ere. start a band with me!"
so the kid was like, "ookaaaay."
and now they started to sing this little diddy.
"there was a rocking burger with very hairy feet.
and he had a red bow tie, right on top of his head.
there was a candy cane with orange feet.
walked past the hamburger, they were in a park.
he was like sucking on a lollipop."
then the hot dog said, "dude, we rock. we should get together again."
so the kid walked a little further in the park & he was saw a chicken who couldn't fly. the hot dog had given him a spaghetti taco for the road since he had a whole bin full of them and the boy decided to make the chicken feel better by giving him the spaghetti taco. and so, the chicken was very happy & he nodded very happily.
and then the kid started walking a little farther. the chicken was following him, but then the kid looked back & he was like, "dude, you're not a chicken, you're a kid in a chicken suit! so that explains why you have no beak!"
he finally got back home & he saw his chihuahua, lola, on the deck. she was very spazzy. the kid's mom walked out of the house and said, "she's having babies!" and then the kid was like, "WHAT?!" his mom said, "lola's already giving birth? how many?"
"seven," said the boy. he ran towards lola & petted her & lola just smiled. her babies were adorable. they were named peach, cutie, lucky, spot, rover, fifi and marshmallow.
the story now turns over to lola's world when she was an adolescent. she slept in a drawer with some hand towels, she loved the number 35, and she still loves 35 now. it's her favorite number. she loves the taste of cucumbers, she is a healthy dog. she was never a couch potato. and then she met this raccoon named roxy & she was a very friendly. she was also friends with a gray tabby kitten. and roxy said the kitten's name was nim. so they walked over to where nim lived & then they skipped happily & they were happy as can be. along the way they met a yellow lab named marley and he was like, "where are you guys going in a hurry?" then lola said they were going to a kitten's house named nim. when they got there, my oh my, nim was cute and marley said, "i think we could be friends."
this is where it turns back over to that kid. the kid was so happy that he scooped up marshmallow, who was the runt, and he loved marshmallow even though she was tiny. the boy heard his mom sing a little song. it went like this -
"i'll bonk you on the head, then giggle and eat some bread. i'll knock you to the ground, then kick & stomp & pound."
then he started singing it with her & they were both singing it!
then they went inside and drank hot cocoa.
now it turns to the story of nim the kitten. you may have noticed that i've done roxy's adventures & nim's dreams, but marley, the yellow lab - i haven't blogged about him yet. it's fall & it's getting crazy. almost as crazy as marley. not bob marley, but dog marley.
so now on to the story of nim.
she sleeps on the cat tree post in the living room. and now she has a frienemy named sophie. sophie & her play really rough. suddenly nim the kitten burped "BBRAAAAP." "excuse me" said nim the kitten in her sweet little voice.
and that is the end of my story.