the adventures of paprika

this is the story of a little spice named paprika. it's going to be a video blog (vlog) and so here it is.



what will happen next to paprika? what will the tongodile do to her? who knows?





and again - what will happen to her? will she find her way back to the spice rack?



now watch the riveting conclusion of part 5.

The moral of the story is, never leave your spice rack without permission.

the heart family

mommy made the first little book for me. then i made the second one.

THE END

Mr. Heart Grows a Mustache

Everybody was sleeping in the Heart family house. Then Mr. Heart slung his arm right onto his lip & felt something scratchy.

Mr. Heart woke up. He went into the bathroom and sure enough, he had a mustache!

"WOOHOO! I HAVE A MUSTACHE! I HAVE A MUSTACHE!"

Then Mrs. Heart woke up too. She was confused!

He was dancing in the hallway like a maniac!

Jeffrey, Mindy & Baby Heart woke up, too.

"Everyone, look at my mustache!" said Mr. Heart.

Mrs. Heart said, "You woke up the whole family!"

"Wait, before you go back to bed, look at my cartwheel! My Spanish name is Mustachio Man!"

Everybody else was SHOCKED at the sight of Mr. Heart!

"But wait, don't let the story end yet! Just one more close up of my manly mustache!"

THE END

Mr. & Mrs. Heart

Mindy & Jeffrey Heart

Baby Heart & Woofy

when wolves wake up

This is a story I call, "When Wolves Wake Up." I am Kate from the movie, "Alpha & Omega."  AARRROOOOOO! I'm so excited that I made my own short film.


and here's the trailer for my latest movie.



Info about Kate the wolf:

Hi, my name is Kate. I'm in the movie "Alpha & Omega" that comes out Sept 17th. You might have seen me in "Jungle Book" when i was a pup. I was one of Mowgli's siblings. (this is just me, Brooke talking, pretending to be Kate.)

Frog

"Hey, Salamander! Could I borrow your tail?" said Frog.
"Sure!" 

"Hello, Turtle! Could I borrow your shell?"
"Sure!"

"Hello, Crocodile! Could I borrow your teeth?"
"Sure. You will look yummy in... I mean, you will look pleasant in my teeth."

"Hello, Goldfish, could I borrow your gills?"
"Sure, you can have my gills for a week if you want to!"

"Hello, Snake! Could I borrow your tongue?"
"SSSSSSSSssssure."

"Hello, Rainbow Rooster! Could I borrow your comb?"
"Sure! You'll look very cheerful in it!"

"Hi Chameleon! Can I borrow your colors?"
"Myef." (he's not much of a talker)

"Something's not quite right."

"I got too sweaty in all those things, so I took them off. Hey, Mrs. Frog, let's eat."
So Mrs. Frog had a HUGE cherry and Frog had a HUGE plum. They'll have a blueberry pie, which kind of looks like a toadstool.

pppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Excuse me. Pie makes me gassy."

Super Poop!

Boy hums while walking into the bathroom at school. (Do you see the out of order sign?)

He opens the "out of order" stall & gasps! The boy said, "What's going on in that toilet?"

"There's too much crime in this toilet!" said Super Poop.

"HAHAHAHA! I will get the golden goodness!" said the Stream of Pee bandit.

Poopalinda gasps at the sight of Super Poop & the Stream of Pee bandit.

"I have to do this, but it might hurt me more than it hurts you," said Super Poop.

POW! Then Super Poop smashes right into the gut of the Stream of Pee bandit.

"RRRRGG," says the Stream of Pee bandit. "I can't believe I'm in jail! I'll get you Super Poop! Revenge!"

"You're safe with me now, Poopalinda," said Super Poop as they flew through the pee clouds.

   

"Bye Super Poop!" said Poopalinda."You're my hero!"
"Just doin my job, ma'am."

"That was awesome!"
And the boy walks out of the bathroom.

my stupid, unsophisticated kitten

my kitten is so stupid. she knocks down the pencil cup & she goes behind the computer like a dingbat. isn't that weird? so sometimes i call her NIMCOMPOOP! hahaha, nimcompoop, my mom thought of that. we sat on the couch thinking how she's a pesty little kitten.

man, she drives me crazy when she bites my nose in the morning. you probably don't know when she starts biting my nose - it's like 3 in the morning when she bites my nose! man she's a pesky little rascall!

and you know what? i tried to do some nice calm things & she bites my ankles when i do it! and when i push her away, she comes back & i push her away & she comes back! so i pick her up & say, "oh you little nimcompoop, can you just go back into my room?"

she pester's sophie (she's our old cat) all the time. she bites sophie's butt! i don't know why, but that just tickles my funny bone!

there's nothing like tuna breath in the morning. even though she does all these annoying things, i still love her. she's just my stupid, unsophisticated kitten. NIMCOMPOOP!

my stories from when i was little

i don't remember much of my babyhood, but i do know a little bit.
and the story begins...
i was crawling around the floor and then i supported myself on my wiggly stool. i was a baby then, so my legs were still a little bit wobbly. and then i had a weird face and before mommy looked at me, she was folding clothes. then she came over & said, "what's wrong sweetie?" and she saw something in my hand. and she noticed that it was POOP! i had ate some poop and she washed my mouth with clorox wipes and i was crying because of the poop taste and the clorox wipe tasted bad too. (maybe i thought it was chocolate coming from my butt.)

when i was a little bit older, we came home from the walmart and mommy and daddy said they were carrying in groceries so i could play in the backyard. (this story is from our old house that was only a one story house.) i stripped myself and got out my little pool that i still have now. mommy came out to check on me and she saw me standing, getting my pool out & she said, "honey, why are you naked?!" i was a toddler, i didn't know better.

we were at aunt B's old house and i took a toy ladle that was a barbie ladle and opened the toilet lid (i was in the bathroom there) and then i scooped toilet water with the ladle and drank it. mommy came into the bathroom and saw me drinking ladle after ladle of toilet water. i don't remember how it tasted, but i do remember these stories and this is the end of my babyhood, but two of them are from toddlerhood.