my stupid, unsophisticated kitten

my kitten is so stupid. she knocks down the pencil cup & she goes behind the computer like a dingbat. isn't that weird? so sometimes i call her NIMCOMPOOP! hahaha, nimcompoop, my mom thought of that. we sat on the couch thinking how she's a pesty little kitten.

man, she drives me crazy when she bites my nose in the morning. you probably don't know when she starts biting my nose - it's like 3 in the morning when she bites my nose! man she's a pesky little rascall!

and you know what? i tried to do some nice calm things & she bites my ankles when i do it! and when i push her away, she comes back & i push her away & she comes back! so i pick her up & say, "oh you little nimcompoop, can you just go back into my room?"

she pester's sophie (she's our old cat) all the time. she bites sophie's butt! i don't know why, but that just tickles my funny bone!

there's nothing like tuna breath in the morning. even though she does all these annoying things, i still love her. she's just my stupid, unsophisticated kitten. NIMCOMPOOP!